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skye
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco
now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes
How to make a heated chair
Is this the same guy who made the “electric guitar” that electrocuted him immediately?
If you mean the God of Electricity, yes.
rick riordan off the shits
that was the most passive aggressive murder to have ever witnessed…
the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks
op do u take constructive criticism ?
i am not accepting comments at this time
playing russian roulette with a shrink ray
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Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.
I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.
Regarding Step 2: If someone notices you “look pregnant,” and ask about it: TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT.
“Oh, I’m pretty sure I just put on a few pounds. Holiday snacks, you know.”
“Of course I’m not pregnant. I haven’t missed a period.” (Don’t mention the date of your last period. If pressed, “I don’t remember exactly.”)
“Ugh, really? Nooo! I do not want to look pregnant!”
…and so on. Adjust as appropriate for your communication style. Don’t admit it to anyone. Don’t say that it’s possible. Insist that you are certain you are not pregnant.
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A screenshot of a post on the Pro-Choice Forever Facebook page. It reads:
“I’ve been blowing up my page about this subject but it is important. The Georgia abortion law doesn’t take affect until January 2020. Until then please help spread the word to help women.
First: Only take an at home test. Why? Because of step two:
Second: Don’t tell anyone you’re pregnant!!! That includes any form of texting, talking, social media, ANYTHING! Don’t even tell your best friend.
Third: Go for a camping/fishing/hiking trip. Never tell anyone anything else.
Fourth: Obtain the abortion and DO NOT sign any waivers giving consent for even providers to communicate to other providers, you are safe.
Fifth: Look up HIPAA, your information is federally protected. If the one and only person who knows you had an abortion leaks it THEY will go to prison. Why? Because they violated HIPAA and unless you ignores the other rules, they are the only one who knows.
-from a person who I want to keep anonymous unless they say otherwise.
Thanks yall. Thanks for sharing.”
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Pay for your at-home pregnancy test & any subsequent procedures in cash. If you’re traveling out of state, pay for hotels / car rentals / everything procedure-related in cash. Sight-seeing, tourist attractions, family outings, amusement parks can be paid for via card & kept for proof.
An abortion may cause irregular bleeding for several months. Take precautions, stock up on menstrual products & figure out how to explain the bleeding if you need to.
Do not consent to the transfer of procedure-related medical information to your primary healthcare provider.
Quadruple check how your abortion will appear on any insurance statements/claims.
Do not read the comments on this post. Misogynists are being misogynistic, surprise.
Also, concerts & musical festivals make for great excuses to get out of your state if you don’t have friends/family anywhere else in the US.
Also x2: be aware of the fact that some healthcare providers will conduct pregnancy tests with your urine sample whether you ask them to or not. The result will be charted in your medical record, even if you’re visiting your doctor for a reason unrelated to potential pregnancy.
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”
And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”
“He’s three.”
“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”
And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”
“is he very verbal?”
“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”
“was it hard to potty-train him?”
“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”
“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”
“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”
“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”
“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”
“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”
“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
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a list of current immortals
I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..
as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.
many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5.
the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.
in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.
this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it
Hozier is reincarnated to drive the brits out for good and restore pagan gaelic Ireland
Yes to all the hozier stuff but the Jeff goldblum date is wrong. He is the grandmaster and has been around since the beginning of time.
